Patrick Coyne
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GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…
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Tony Morse
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If you’ve been around the block as much as I have, you know you can’t hardly trust anyone about anything.…
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Dianne Nora
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NEW YORK — Undecided voter Tom O’Reilly is still not sure if any of his top candidates in the city’s…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Prominent conservatives nationwide are beginning to inquire if they are still morally obligated to listen to Ariel Pink…
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Stephen Bell
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PRIDE ROCK — Dozens of hyenas still loyal to Scar attempted and ultimately failed to retake Pride Rock in a…
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WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order…
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John Danek
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SACRAMENTO — The citizens of California overwhelmingly voted this month to ban acoustic guitarists from rhythmically slapping the low E…
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Kevin Tit
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Fuck Joe Biden. Plain and simple. Who does that commie bastard think he is trying to raise taxes on blue-collar…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Tyler Dark
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In my entire life, I have never breathed a sigh of relief quite like the one I enjoyed when I…
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