ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Aging punk Archie Simpson was left speechless last night after discovering his 10-year-old cousin ironically listening to an album he considers “life-changing,”…
As the singer and frontman for a moderately successful local pop punk band I’d like to dispel the damaging rumors that all pop punk vocalists…
We’ve all been there before: you just saw an up-and-coming band have a rough set and you want to support them without seeming fake. Many…
So I bought this house this month from some guy named Max Ramos and PayPal’d him through “Friends and Family” so I didn’t have to…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Liza Epperson realized yesterday that her new girlfriend, who allegedly described herself as “emo” in her Tinder bio, more closely resembles…
BOSTON — Local emo act Bottom Drawer are planning a devious surprise for listeners, penning the lyrics to their song “Field of Sadness” with the…
Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo phases to undercut the authenticity…
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Post-hardcore outfit Senses Fail announced plans today to add several seminars during their upcoming record release tour to highlight the importance of…
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — A recently summoned Death Cab was not intended for Cutie, but actually reserved for a customer named Mark, according to the…
BERKELEY, Calif. – Wednesday night’s show at the UC Theatre headlined by the band Thursday caused mass confusion among would-be audience members, according to venue…
MERRICK, N.Y. — Seminal emo/indie rockers Brand New are hard at work writing the soundtrack of your drunken, late-night phone call to your high school…
SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst news of legendary emo band Jawbreaker reuniting for Riot Fest after a 21 year hiatus, a Jawbreaker T-shirt also reunited with…
We’ve all been there. You meet a guy, his skinny jeans are black, his low tops are black, everything he’s wearing is black, and we…
ORANGE COUNTY, Ca – Organizers for emo festival When We Were Young recently announced that they had landed a coveted Morrissey cancellation as their headlining…
You are not going to believe this. Remember when bands would spell their names without any capital letters or spaces? Back when people were always talking…