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Did they cancel your band’s show this weekend because of the quarantine? Ah, stinker! And this was the one I was definitely, for sure planning…
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Hey! Just wanted to pop in and express my apologies for not being able to come to your show the other day. I hope it…
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The Ultimate Playlist to Let Her Know You’ve Moved On, but Are Still Down to Bang, Get Back Together
The Ultimate Playlist to Let Her Know You’ve Moved On, but Are Still Down to Bang, Get Back Together
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I’m trying to think of this emo band but I just can’t remember their name. They were huge in the early 2000s and their music…
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Since the release of their critically acclaimed debut album, Weezer has long-stood as one of the most influential alternative rock bands from 1994 to 1996…
Hey, thanks for picking me up — Wait, did you just restart that song so it was playing when I got in the car? Oh,…
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What you have all done to Halloween is disgusting. Everywhere I turn people are dressed up in ‘sexy’ costumes and going to parties. Halloween is…
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