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Doomsday Preppers Ready for Fourth Wave of Ska

ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — An increasing number of American punks is preparing for the “frightening and inevitable” doomsday scenario of a fourth wave of ska,…

DC Announces Dark, Edgy Aquabats Reboot

LOS ANGELES — Warner Brothers announced a new addition to the DC Extended Universe this morning, following the successes of Man of Steel and Batman…

Guest Vocalist Overstays His Welcome

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Up-and-coming hardcore band Fistface are unsure what to do with a guest vocalist who has grossly overstayed his invite to their studio,…

Drummer Ruins Mom’s Good Rug

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Drummer Andy Brewster of local punk band Burner Phone has allegedly ruined his mother’s “good rug” in trying to keep his kit…