DAVENPORT, Iowa — Agnes and Leon Moore announced today that their forthcoming second child would be Patreon-exclusive content, according to an Instagram post. “Great news…
MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede, has confirmed he does not…
Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is a form of inequality my…
AUSTIN, Texas — Newly announced game Future Soldier: The Hunt breaks new ground for realism in military shooters by giving players the thrilling experience of…
NEW YORK — Marsha Stevenson was reportedly desperate to discover who was fourth billed in the 1987 film Beverly Hills Cop II after hearing the…
Keen-eyed job hunters in the games industry have noticed a brand-new job listing on the Rockstar Games company website. The award-winning studio responsible for beloved…
SAN FRANCISCO — An unsolicited online review has put forth the controversial opinion that a game which required no monetary commitment to play was somehow…
DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise locations, adding a tasty new…
ATHENS, Ga. — Concerned local GameStop employee Jameson Hale reported that he witnessed a woman buying an M-rated game for an underage child, a crime…
CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to free any extraterrestrials he is…
LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s remake of The Lion King.…
RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist Alejandro Mano, 24, made a…
AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that trapping a young man on…
AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show she might actually be able…
KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically for gamers who don’t care…
