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Grandpa’s Kill/Death Ratio Shifts to 0:1

SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural causes. “Grandpa Herb was such…

WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund

STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being included with the most expensive…