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Baha Men Hoping for Big Puppy Bowl Payday

NASSAU, Bahamas — Pop/reggae fusion band Baha Men are hoping 2018 is the year Animal Planet finally incorporates their song, “Who Let the Dogs Out?”…

Panda Bear Refusing to Mate in Captivity

SAN DIEGO — Panda Bear, of the experimental pop band Animal Collective, has reportedly refused to mate since being added to the San Diego Zoo’s…

Deranged Man Jumps in Front of Train Concert

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local man Evan Carr stumbled upon Train tracks recently during a deep depression, narrowly escaping certain death, helpless but relieved family members…

Archaeologists Uncover Mambos #1-4

LIMA, Peru — A team of archaeologists in the jungles of Peru made a groundbreaking discovery yesterday, unearthing the long-lost “Mambos No. 1-4” prequel tapes…