James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

Opinion: Passing Out On The Neighbor’s Lawn Technically Counts As Camping

March 15, 2022

I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking…

Oh You’re My Ex? Name Three Imagined Arguments I’ve Won In My Head Since Our Totally Mutual Breakup

March 13, 2022

Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. So you’re my ex, huh? You’re the person I’ve been obsessively constructing imagined…

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How I Saved $500 A Month By Firing The Family Counselor Who Told Me To Stop Fat-shaming My Children

March 8, 2022

Look, there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just come right out with it: I enjoy having more…

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How I Saved $500 A Month By Firing The Family Counselor Who Told Me To Stop Fat-shaming My Children

March 8, 2022

Look, there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just come right out with it: I enjoy having more…

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Fans Divided On New Supergroup Crosby, Stills, Nash & Danzig

March 7, 2022

PARAMUS, N.J. — Recently formed supergroup Crosby, Stills, Nash & Danzig received a mixed reaction from fans unsure of the…

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White Liberals Quietly Take Down Yard Sign For Tax Season

March 6, 2022

CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…

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White Liberals Quietly Take Down Yard Sign For Tax Season

March 6, 2022

CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…

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