This Band Was Better When I Was Still in It
This band used to really rock. Don't get me wrong, I don't even think they’re all that bad now. It's…
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UK Street Punk Band Suddenly Has to Scrap Half Their Set List
LONDON — Notorious London street punk band The Ruckus Mutts were forced to abandon over fifty percent of their setlist…
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We Got Kicked in the Face by a Horse and Now We Can’t Stop Winning Country Music Awards
A couple of weeks back we rewatched “City Slickers” and thought it would be cool to visit an actual dude…
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How To Practice Self-Care By Muttering Threats Under Your Breath While Staring Vapidly Off Into The Middle-Distance
According to all of those non-union life coaches we follow on Instagram, mental health is important. Self-care can be practiced…
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10 Worst Pieces of Advice Millennials Were Taught Growing Up
Hey, Boomer. Think you’re so smart, eh? Well, here are the worst pieces of life advice ever passed down to…
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Drunk Friend Somehow Makes It Past Three Separate Locked Doors To Vomit On Stack of Freshly Laundered Clothes
MORGANTOWN, W.V. — Self-proclaimed party animal Derek Plomchock astounded friends and roommates by somehow surpassing three sturdily locked doors and…
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Fun Uncle Regrets Every Life Choice He’s Ever Made
TOLEDO, Ohio — Nieces and nephews of local fun uncle Dennis “The Dennster” Drindle were shocked recently to learn that…
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Band Agrees to Practice Song Drummer Wrote but Say It Counts as Both His Birthday and Christmas Present
ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Members of local skiffle-punk revival band Rat Boy and The Cheese Police agreed to practice a song…
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10 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Have Secret Twins
Celebrities — until now, a harmless nuisance. But sometimes, they have secrets. Deep, dark, occasionally identical secrets that we here…
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Here’s How I Turned My Passion Into A Career By Selling Nylon-covered Mannequin Legs Out Of A Dirty Tent Next To The Highway
When someone is committed to following their dreams no amount of psychiatric intervention can stop them. Which is why today…
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