We Went To A House Show In Brooklyn And It Still Cost Us $330 Somehow
Every once in a while we feel like we have to get back to our roots. It’s become even more…
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Conspiracy Theorist Trying To Figure How To Fit the Food Pyramid Into All This
PEMBROKE, N.H. — Local crackpot Denise Bemis recently hit a roadblock in her conspiratorial ramblings when she began trying to…
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Opera House Ghost Guesses He Just Haunts Live Podcasts Now
MILAN, Italy — The incorporeal specter that has haunted the historic La Scala opera house for more than two centuries…
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Old Blues Legend Struck by Existential Horror Upon Realizing He’s At Least Indirectly Responsible For Influencing Machine Gun Kelly
HOLCOMB, Miss. — Influential Delta blues musician Jojo “Two Joes” Listwood was recently stricken with a life-crippling terror after it…
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We Tried Playing D&D and This Game Is Nowhere Near as Satanic as 80s Republicans Promised Us
The 1980’s — the decade that gave us parachute pants, Reaganonomics and, of course, rampant Satanic ritual magic disguised as…
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So You’ve Quit Drinking? Here’s How To Start Again
It’s been over a year and you've been crushing your sobriety. Over twelve straight months without a drop of alcohol…
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We Interviewed Anti-Flag About What It’s Like Being Political Dissidents in the Hyper Fascist, Post-dystopian Hell That Is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
There are a lot of dangerous places to be a political dissident. As we speak, across the world countless people…
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Punk Gets Noticeably Choked Up Telling Story of the Time He Met Henry Rollins at GNC
LOS ANGELES -— Local punk Martin McGinnis became wistful and teary-eyed while reminiscing about the time he met punk legend…
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5 Kinds of Hops That Say “I Know More Than the Person Giving This Brewery Tour”
There’s no better way to spend an afternoon than touring a microbrewery and sampling it’s offerings, save for one critical…
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10 Bands Who Stole Their Biggest Hit
For most bands, writing a chart topping hit song is the ultimate test of artistic ability. For some, however, it’s…
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