10 Bands Who Stole Their Biggest Hit January 8, 2022 For most bands, writing a chart topping hit song is the ultimate test of artistic ability. For some, however, it’s… Read More →
We Interviewed the Wrong Machine Gun Kelly and Now We’re On the Run From the Feds in 1930s Kansas January 6, 2022 Machine Gun Kelly has been getting a lot of press lately and, as the foremost source of punk rock news,… Read More →
Recently Exonerated Shaggy Releases New Book, “If It Was Me, Here’s How It Happened” January 5, 2022 KINGSTON, Jamaica — Reggae singer and exonerated philanderer Shaggy released a tell-all book recently titled “If It Was Me, Here’s… Read More →
5 Lifehacks That Don’t Work but Might Help Distract You From Your Dumb, Broken Life for Like Twenty Minutes January 4, 2022 We all know life is full of little annoyances that only exist to make things a little more difficult. Not… Read More →
Punk Show Upcharges On Ticket Price For Veterans January 4, 2022 IOWA CITY, Iowa — Promoters at a recent local show agreed that they would bump the door fee up three… Read More →
Aging Punk Already Maxed Out Allotted Three New Bands Per Year He’s Able to Listen To January 2, 2022 PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Forty-year-old punk Dave Taverston reportedly hit his limit for new music he is physically and psychologically capable… Read More →
Practical Anarcho-Punk Figures They’ll Start by Overthrowing Local Government First and Then Work Their Way Up December 31, 2021 WORCESTER, Mass. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Lyle Ponsinon recently made the decision to focus on ensuring… Read More →
5 Christmas Traditions Your New Partner’s Family Does Every Year That Are Gonna Be Real Fucking Weird for You December 23, 2021 So, it’s your first Christmas as a couple and your partner’s family insists you both come out for the holidays.… Read More →
We Smoked Pot in New Jersey and the Front Bottoms Sued Us for Copyright Infringement December 12, 2021 Recently, we took a trek to New Jersey to take in the food, culture, and historic sights of... alright, fine,… Read More →
Opinion: If I Got Pulled Over Right Now I’m Pretty Sure I Could Sex My Way Out of It November 30, 2021 Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this… Read More →