Real Life Benjamin Button? This 18-Year-old Punk Is Probably Gonna Be Dead Soon
Do you remember that god-awful movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?” It starred Brad Pitt as an old baby…
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Review: Gleemer “Here at All”
This week we were excited to take a look at the new Gleemer EP “Here at All.” That excitement quickly…
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Horror Movie Paused Until Friend Who Has Seen It Before Takes “But Does the Dog Die?” Question Seriously
MEDFORD, Ore. — First-time slasher film viewer Anthony Sallers insisted that the movie not be unpaused until his friend Stephanie…
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5 Fox News Personalities and How Each of Them Fared in the ‘Saw’ Style Deathtrap We Tricked Them All Into
Can a person simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps or is American exceptionalism a lie? We decided to test…
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10 Horrible Global Conflicts That Inspired Pretty Okay Punk Songs
War. What is it good for? Well, occasionally it can inspire some pretty so-so punk melodies at the mere cost…
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“You Are Important” Sticker In Venue Urinal Turns Man’s Entire Life Around
HARRISBURG, Penn. — Local human disaster Jason Melvin recently managed to pull a complete 180 in every aspect of his…
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Punk Coming off Six Day Acid Trip Suddenly Realizes He’s at Bat During Last Inning of Intramural Softball Game for Company He Doesn’t Work For
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — New Jersey-based punk, and massive acid enthusiast, Lionel “Tabby” Winnet is reportedly “confused but going with it”…
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Millennial Dad’s “The Talk” Almost Entirely About Getting Pegged
SEATTLE — Thirty-seven-year-old father Peter Goodman recently sat down with his son, Jamiroquai, to explain the intimate mechanics of sexual…
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I Don’t Think My Therapist Actually Bothered To Listen to That Mixtape I Made Them
I went into my therapy session this week grinning ear to ear. I felt more connected to my therapist than…
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This Band Was Better When I Was Still in It
This band used to really rock. Don't get me wrong, I don't even think they’re all that bad now. It's…
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