Elanna White
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Ah, summer. Many people may deem October as the spooky month but there’s something mystically carnal about the warm season.…
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Jose Balderas
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LOS ANGELES — Representatives from Neutrogena announced they finally perfected a formula strong enough to be certified as “Goth-Strength” by…
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Chris Bratton
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“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…
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Zachary Wolf
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As summer begins in earnest, many people are wondering how they can beat the heat; and also how to let…
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Tony Morse
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GEORGE, Wash. — Dave Matthews Band is raising alarm among epidemiologists and everyone who isn’t in a fraternity or sorority…
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Ryan Danley
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OMAHA, Neb. — Citizens across the country are coping with record breaking heat and wondering why there has been seemingly…
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Sophie Len
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PALMDALE, CA — Customers and baristas of The Catalyst Coffee Shop were shaken to their core Sunday afternoon when sick…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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