Stephen Bell
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PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. — Local mother Julia Smith assumes that her completely asexual daughter Andrea is actually a lesbian who…
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Robert John Scucci
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Brian Hedges figured he’s still got a good 10 years to continually disappoint his parents with…
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Jessica Carreiro
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Jezebel writer Cara Olson has reportedly been ‘methodical’ and ‘giddy’ in her attempt to find something problematic…
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Michael De Toffoli
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NEWCASTLE, Wyo. — Local punk and Jehovah’s Witness Mike “Pitstain” Dawson took it upon himself to counterbalance the Jehovah’s Witness’…
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Bobby Korec
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MANHATTAN — Local heroes in a half shell The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are reportedly “totally bummed out” after rising…
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Bobby Korec
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MANHATTAN — Local heroes in a half shell The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are reportedly “totally bummed out” after rising…
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Cory Cousins
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local drummer Ethan Chambers was buzzing with excitement last night just before unveiling his new drum solo,…
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Anna Walsh
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SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…
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Rachel Steele
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Shit, no I did not get a chance to start that show you recommended to me, sorry about that. It’s…
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