It really did seem like a good idea at the time. Admittedly I had had a few daiquiris then, so maybe my judgment was a…
LOS ANGELES — Local goth Ophelia Hall recently began advocating for harsher prison sentences amid calls for justice reform, especially for the serial killer at…
Spooky season is upon us, and this year The Hard Times has decided to go all in on Halloween content! When I mentioned the lore…
AUSTIN, Texas — An algorithm designed to protect public school children from inappropriate content has suspended the Zoom account of Hillsummit Elementary School’s health teacher,…
I understand why you did it. I’ve never been an easy person to buy gifts for. So why go to all the trouble of figuring…
LODI, N.J. — Angsty third grader Billy Monroe reportedly caused a stir among Halloween revelers when he questioned the identity of a local mall Danzig…
Richmond, Virginia is no stranger to extreme music, and the 2018 debut LP ‘Good To Feel’ from Candy, one of the capital city’s favorite young…
BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of unknown origin is still present…
NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things safe and has recently become…
We all love our little two-legged bass playing buddies, but even the best of bassists can be a real handful sometimes! As the old saying…
Summer is over! It’s growing dark earlier, kids are headed back to school, and there’s a hint of chill in the air. This time of…