Stephen Bell, Author at HARDTIMES

November 2, 2022

HOUSTON — Local punk Alec Ryers revealed that all four tires on his heavily used Honda Fit were spares, according…

October 7, 2022

Former NFL player and University of Georgia football darling Herschel Walker is currently running to be a United States senator…

August 30, 2022

Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…

August 10, 2022

SEATTLE – An enormous black hole sun capable of devouring the entire world and casting it into the void would…

July 10, 2022

In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…

June 28, 2022

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…

June 27, 2022

PHILO, Ohio — Local 8th grader and “true” punk Tim Krenalka reportedly knows his geography pretty well, but refuses to…

June 22, 2022

LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their…

June 20, 2022

SYDNEY — An enlightening new study from researchers at The University of Sydney found that the majority of sea turtles…

April 28, 2022

SALEM, Ore. — Metalhead and biology lab technician Chris Mathes once again cut the fingertips off his safety gloves despite…