SALEM, Ore. — Metalhead and biology lab technician Chris Mathes once again cut the fingertips off his safety gloves despite…
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When we saw that this beautiful German Shepherd named Rory was going to be retired by the police department, we…
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Jason Kuebler has been my worst enemy for as long as I can remember. Getting bullied by him starting in…
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When many people think of drugs they think of this scary boogey man that has no social benefits. Of course,…
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CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio — Local man Evan Taylor found himself the unwitting winner of his friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party…
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Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I'm stupid? He clearly must think I'm a big fucking joke if he…
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LOS ANGELES — Tobey Maguire’s highly anticipated return to the Spider-Man franchise is already confusing fans when it was announced…
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PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. — Local mother Julia Smith assumes that her completely asexual daughter Andrea is actually a lesbian who…
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EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…
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First of all, I don’t see what’s so funny about this. I am in a lot of pain, and I’m…
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