Stephen Bell, Author at HARDTIMES

July 10, 2022

In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…

June 28, 2022

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…

June 27, 2022

PHILO, Ohio — Local 8th grader and “true” punk Tim Krenalka reportedly knows his geography pretty well, but refuses to…

June 22, 2022

LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their…

June 20, 2022

SYDNEY — An enlightening new study from researchers at The University of Sydney found that the majority of sea turtles…

April 28, 2022

SALEM, Ore. — Metalhead and biology lab technician Chris Mathes once again cut the fingertips off his safety gloves despite…

April 14, 2022

When we saw that this beautiful German Shepherd named Rory was going to be retired by the police department, we…

March 25, 2022

Jason Kuebler has been my worst enemy for as long as I can remember. Getting bullied by him starting in…

March 24, 2022

When many people think of drugs they think of this scary boogey man that has no social benefits. Of course,…

December 20, 2021

CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio — Local man Evan Taylor found himself the unwitting winner of his friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party…

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