Anyone who has children knows kids are an absolute joy. They bring sunshine into your life and provide meaning in…
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Times are tough. With gas prices in extreme fluctuation, it seemed like a prudent move on my part to start…
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HOUSTON — Local punk Alec Ryers revealed that all four tires on his heavily used Honda Fit were spares, according…
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Former NFL player and University of Georgia football darling Herschel Walker is currently running to be a United States senator…
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Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…
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SEATTLE – An enormous black hole sun capable of devouring the entire world and casting it into the void would…
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In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…
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PHILO, Ohio — Local 8th grader and “true” punk Tim Krenalka reportedly knows his geography pretty well, but refuses to…
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LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their…
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