Stephen Bell, Author at HARDTIMES

March 24, 2022

When many people think of drugs they think of this scary boogey man that has no social benefits. Of course,…

December 20, 2021

CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio — Local man Evan Taylor found himself the unwitting winner of his friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party…

December 17, 2021

Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I'm stupid? He clearly must think I'm a big fucking joke if he…

December 12, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Tobey Maguire’s highly anticipated return to the Spider-Man franchise is already confusing fans when it was announced…

December 6, 2021

PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. — Local mother Julia Smith assumes that her completely asexual daughter Andrea is actually a lesbian who…

December 5, 2021

EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…

October 23, 2021

First of all, I don’t see what’s so funny about this. I am in a lot of pain, and I’m…

October 23, 2021

First of all, I don’t see what’s so funny about this. I am in a lot of pain, and I’m…

October 5, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Handsome super secret agent Angus “Mac” MacGyver easily thwarted a series of overly elaborate and ironic death…

September 13, 2021

SAN DIEGO — Local socially conscious man Aaron Mayfield is pretty sure that all his self loathing, flagellation, and deprecation…

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