Ben Shapiro Pulls Pants Down to Ankles Before Peeing in Urinal
LOS ANGELES — Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday to…
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Trump Sneaks His Own Name into This Year’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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Melania Trump Caught Stuffing Florida Ballot Box With Votes for Biden
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — First Lady Melania Trump was apprehended by Florida election officials this morning after being caught…
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Coronavirus Looking Forward to Another Four Years
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA — The coronavirus, the cause of a worldwide pandemic that has killed over one million people…
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Poser Wearing Che Guevara Shirt Can’t Even Name Three of His Songs
OBERLIN, Ohio — Supposed radical leftist Kristen Dermitt revealed herself to be a total poser today, wearing a Che Guevara…
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Kiss of Death Causes Unexpected Sexual Awakening in Mafia Member
TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…
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We Tried A Raw Food Diet And Learned It Is Not Supposed to Include Chicken
As a health-conscious individual, taking care of my body is important to me. I am the head priest of the…
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Relationship With Communist Girlfriend Totally Works in Theory
TOLEDO, Ohio — Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie…
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If the Confederate Flag Keeps Getting Banned Then How Am I Supposed to Show I’m a Proud Southern Connecticutian?
Let me tell you something about my hometown of Darien, Connecticut. Growing up they taught us to feel pride. The…
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Libertarian Friend Continues Trend of Only 50% Getting The Point
ODESSA, Texas — Local Libertarian Wayne Allen is maintaining his personal trend of only getting the point halfway regarding a…
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