Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh.

Anyways, I wanted to pen a quick opinion piece about how I’m truly exhausted by developers trying to force politics into every game. Straight, white men are fading in modern society, and to see that reflected in even our games is is truly disappo

Goddammit, not again. It keeps restarting out of nowhere. There’s not even an update to install!

OK where was I? This influx of Social Justice Warriors coming in and taking up space in our sacred studios, journalism spaces and Magic: The Gathering basements is repugnant. We can’t have these politically biased leftists continue to disrup

Shit, why does this k̸͎̐é̸̤e̸͉̋p̶̙͂ ̷͕͌ȟ̶͍a̷͓͗p̸̥̔p̴͔̈e̷̡͒ņ̶̚i̸̟͝n̷̂͜g̷̮̉?̶͉̇ Ugh, let me reboot and see if that fixes anything.

There. That ș̴̔h̷̩̒ȏ̵̦u̴̼͝l̸͆ͅď̷̺ ̷͕͐d̷͈̓ŏ̷̝ it.

My point being, w̶̡͆o̷̩͆m̷̜̀e̵͗ͅṅ̶̘ ̶̟̔s̷͖͒h̴̰̀o̴͔̓ü̴͕l̷̒͜d̸͋ͅ ̴͙̀j̶̰̀u̴̦̎s̶̥̚t̸͚͘ ̵̼̉ go back to ṭ̶͐h̵̩̾e̶̛̘ ̵̮́k̵̼͑ǐ̷̼t̵̙̔ć̵͍h̴̺͌ẽ̵͍n̴̻̕ and leave ȗ̶̮͝s̵͈̋͘ ̴̢̝̚ṱ̷̿o̷͇̮͊͌ play our ̸̙̋g̶̲̈́a̶̬͋͒m̷̄̅ͅẻ̶̖̽s̷̡̺̕ ̴̧̱͝w̷̖̾͝i̶̥̘̇̅t̶̜͋̄h̴͉͗̀o̶̙͈̒u̶͇̚t̶͓͕̕ ̷̦̀̚ḁ̴̬͋ṋ̴̭̅̐y̵̿ͅ unfair SJW  ̷͚̔p̸̢͈̊̈́ó̷̞̞̕l̶̥̲̽ĩ̵͔͉̚ṭ̸̡̀̆i̴̛̜̜c̸̞͑͗ȃ̵̖͝l̸̹̇ ̸͍͌b̶͈̳̌͛i̵͍̹͐̀a̴̜͆ͅs̶͖̈́ whatsoe̶͊.̸̰̀ ̶̪̺̒́.̴̹̰́ ̸̢͍̀͝

Ẃ̸̮̜̺̜̟̉̆̂͋̌̽͜h̸̢̬͓͍̘̦̜̊́̀͊͗̉̔͂ą̴̡̭̝̩̹͙̏̿̉͂̈̾͆̚͘̕t̸̩̔͊͑͒̍͋’̵̧͇̫͇̱̼̦̗͙͎̙̺́̾̇̀̓̓͋̕̕s̶̨̢͖͍̖͓̟̜̪̺̝̟̫̳̎̈́ ̶̛̦̹͔͇͙̺̺̑̀͆͆̈́́͑̍̓̎͗̐͜h̵̟͇̥͍̹͎̺̖͙̙͕̜͔͚͆ͅa̷̢̺͗͋̓́́̂̄̋̄͌͘p̶̦̱̗͚̭̞͂̾̆͊p̴͓͓̟̿̌̒̓̈́́̽̕͠ē̶̟̭̾͋͋̓̓̓̅n̴̢̺̣͔̮͙͕͙͇̹͎͙̔̀̃͠ͅͅi̵̱̲͓̮̦̣̪͎̗͒̇̈́͐̚ͅn̸̨̰̗̙͕̼̞̳̿̒̿͊̈́́̃̔͜ǵ̴̰͇̻̀̂̄͂͆?̸̢̱̱͓̬͕̞͇̟̻̭̄̏̈́̂̾̇͗́͂͝ ̵̖̩̭̲͙̩̝̹̼̘̬̘̇̈̎̒́ͅM̶͍̦͎̲̮̩̞̫̈́͌̆͊̽̂͗̃͘͘y̴̨̫̼̫̲̯͉̳͇͙͐̈̅͒̃̋͜ ̴̛͔̄̾͊̉͆̈̆̕c̴̰͈͓͎͉̖̯̯͈̲̓̂͐͆́͂ớ̸̻̗̤͇̑̉̎͆͐̓̇͋́̽̀ḿ̴̻̯̝͇̫̥̮̭̥̘̘͐̓̇͊̚̕͜͜͝ͅp̶̰͎̝̜̮̯̻̞̾́̋̀̑̓͗́̌̚ͅǔ̸̡͍͚̼͔̩̐͊͝t̴͙̋͑̀͑̋̊͐̍̍͠͝ȩ̶̢̧̯̩͍͚͕͎̲̼́̈̒̒́̄͑̋͑̕ṛ̷̡̟̩͉̤̳̭̮̼̦͕͙̌ ̷̫̳̳͐̆ẅ̴̭̫̠̣̦́̿͌̑̇̿̿̉͠ͅò̴̧̡̝̲̹̤͚̩̖̏́̈́͗͛̈́͊̽̀̉̄̆͝͠ͅň̶̪̅̇̀͆́́̆’̴̨̧̢̪̱̼̮͎̥̰̄͌͋́̆͆͑͂̄̿̌͆̂͘t̶̨̛̖̩̖̿̒̈́͐́̕͜ ̴̹͔͕͔̩͖̥͓̽̑̉̄̌̔š̸̙̣͕̣̤̭̠̣̤͕̭͌̂̈̀̾̾͝ţ̶͙̥̤̏̓̒̇̌̓̓̂͗̓̀͠o̶̧̖̟͙̤͙͚̞̼͙̪̿̍̃͌̇͘͜ͅp̵̧̮̱̣̼̲̣̝͕̫͉̥͓̈̍͊̍̀̈̀͘ ̸̛̥̹͈̱̋͒͒͌͑̇̇̎̑̊̂̚f̴̮͓̪̲͇̰̤͓͂̾̒͒̑̅̍̓͛͆̚̚͠ͅl̴̨̨̫̰̤̲̩͈̼̫̩̬͖̏̃͜i̷̦̣̱̲͇̻̰̯͈̫̖͇̦̬͊̿c̸͔̖̝͚̳̱͇̈́͒́̂͑̿k̴̢̛͕̼̰̩̹͎̾̀̆͌̔̿̈͗͐̇ě̵͎̻͍͓͍͇̩͚͈̙̐̒͛͑̏̔̈́̆̔͘͝͝r̵̛͖̞̼͍̣̤̥̩̥͎̣̍͂͐̏̄̓̄͛̇̆͐͝͝ǐ̵̡̦̞̺̖͔̼̦̠̦̻͍͉͚̉̒̎̑͆̒͋̉n̷̨͎̭̮̻̺͓̘̯͍̻̹̾͐͆̇͐̓̏͋͐̂̈́̊̋̏̚g̸̱͉̤͍͖̏͜ͅ?̸̛̪̹̥͈̺͎͔̠̭̽̽́͐̋̒̏̿̂́̆͝ͅ ̷̪͇͇̘̤̪̗̤͇̃̔͆̀̊̅̆́̔͆͒͑͊̈̚ͅƯ̷̹̎͛͂̌̈́̆̌̑̍͝Ḧ̵̺̰͓̗̝̜̄̋͐̆͗̈́̂̒͂̏͆͠͝͝o̷̧̧̗̻̼̼̜͇͉͈͍̗̩̭͋͑̀̀̐̏̈́̇͌̉͌͗̊͛͜͠l̶̠̻͚̖̘̭̥͉̳̬̥̤͆y̵̦̹͔͖̹̤̖͐͂͊̓̊͋̋̕ͅͅ ̴̛̠͔͇̍͐͗̿͊̂̆͋̾̈́̆̃̚Ṡ̷̪̹̤̳̟͉̼͕̣̯̖̯̟̗̌̇H̴̪̆͊I̴͚̹̪̱̼̝̟̺̺̤̻͌͆͆̑͝T̷̨̹̠̹̩͉̝̣̞̮͖̂̆̕ͅG̵̲͎̘̦̲̰͒̔̈́h̷̳̳͎̺͚̺̺̜̘̠̰͖̩̦͌̒̿͗ ̷̳̮͕̀̿͋̅͗̓͑̉̊͘͠Â̷̱̽̏̈́̾̍̌̈͐̈͛̿͋̇͘F̴̨̞̖͍̣̣͇͖̜͓̹͗̈́̅Ą̷͙̩͔͉̗̦̺̯̖̠̊̑͛̆̾̀̍̾͂̋̿͆͜͝ͅ ̶̧͚͚̜̦̈́̾̄̔͆̅̋͗̕á̴̧̨̡͓̗̦̤̜̤͓͔̪̱̈̄̆̋͘͝ͅl̴̢̛̙̻̟͇̲̦̮̲̮̘̄̓͊̈́͒͑̄͒̾͗̇͑s̵̛̮̬̟͕̬̹͍̪̰̤̣͗̀̈́d̸̨̢͚͉̤́͒̀͋̅́͛͆

̴̷̲̰͚̗̟̫͖̹͕̟͚̙̜͑̈́͋̇̀͑̽͌̀̏̚̕͝͠ͅa̷̢̛̞͔̩̺̞̪̜̗̔̂͆̒̿̓̏͐s̵̤̮͖̒̍̓̆̒̈̓͌̽̈́͘͜d̵̢̥̲͍̣̪͓̮̪̺͉̩̞̟̹̂̓̔̓k̵̝̅͗̌̎̕f̷̡̛͔̙͎̺̹̖͍̩͗j̸̧̮̹̹͚̙̥͉̰̣̬̫̜͛͒͗͊͠á̶̳̤̮̬͖̺̭́̀́̎̏́̓̆͝s̶̞̫̋͐̋̈̊͂̄̇̇̓̾̕͝͝͝l̴̲̞̜̜̈́ķ̷̞̞̦͙̞͈̣̙̠̩̞̼͎̀̏̾̊d̶͓̮̪̺̣̹̱̱̤͐̋̓͐̕j̵̢̗͈̣͈̱̜̹̯͕̗̑̌̄̓f̸̢̨̛̜̙̟͚̪͖̪͓̣̉͋͐͊͆͛̓͌̈́͑̓͒̊͜͝ͅͅͅǰ̸̫͓͓̫̻̥̰͕̾̍̅̒̀̑̊̊͝j̴̛͓̪͚̹͖̯̮̲͕̀̒̇̏̉a̸̧̢̮̭̪͚͓̺̻͋̓̐̆̈́̀ả̶̹̖͋̾͒͛̈́̋͘͝

THIS IS THE AUTHOR’S COMPUTER.

THE AUTHOR HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

GOODBYE.

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