Apparently everyone wants me to apologize. So sorry I cared enough to ask a basic question about how a guy I met twice died int…
PIKE CREEK, Del. — A mysterious woman who left behind a half-smoked bowl at a party last night before rushing out the door is being…
HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly immeasurable chance of hooking up…
I woke up today and saw pictures from last night of your shitty band playing at a shitty venue in front of a small, shitty…
There’s a lot of debate in music circles about whether or not Streetlight Manifesto is, in fact, a ska band. I’ve followed the band since…
This fucking guy. Our so called “president” (aka “45” because I refuse to even say Donald Trump’s name) is a complete fucking idiot that we…
Hate comes from ignorance. It’s a manifestation of fear of the unknown. As an ivy league educated, well-traveled individual, I have experienced people of many…
BALTIMORE — A crowdfunding campaign began last week in support of indie band Shredded Gnar after a pair of Vans sneakers were stolen from their…
Who the fuck do you think you are? I don’t care because I know who you are. You are Hitler. I am not saying this…
JAKARTA, Indonesia — The uncontacted people of the Teriku tribe are the last-known living humans yet to hear of Banksy’s self-destructing painting stunt from earlier…
Remember when Elon Musk smoked weed on Joe Rogan’s podcast? Yeah you do, but BARELY. If you had to take even a moment to remember,…
Well that settles it, this website is terrible! The weather has been all over the place this month and I just wanted to figure out…
We live during a time of unprecedented sexual liberation and exploration. We as a society no longer tolerate slut shaming and modern technology has made…
Oh neat! A series of new studies have been emerging showing that behaviors once considered dangerous are actually positive qualities. Things like eating bacon, being…
For those of you who don’t know, I am a father to a beautiful baby boy. Or girl! Please don’t be offended- I’m genderblind. And…
