Shea Strauss
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KOKOMO, Ind. — Straight-faced local man Philip Fleming, who has never received or given a hug in his life, wondered…
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Jessica Carreiro
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local Amazon Prime delivery driver Dave Eisner treated his girlfriend of one year last night to a…
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Shea Strauss
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BOISE, Idaho — Local woman Aniya Searle is sadly spending her Valentine’s Day without a significant other with whom to…
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Patrick Coyne
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Wedding guest Jennie Fultz committed a major fashion faux pas last weekend by wearing a black…
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Kevin Tit
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NEW YORK — Breakout singer/songwriter Peter Musto quietly unfollowed all his “go-nowhere loser friends” on social media last week, leaving…
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James Knapp
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RAVENNA, Ohio — 12-year-old punk attending his first show Dalton Stahl was overjoyed last weekend meeting the lead singer of…
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James Knapp
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NEW YORK — Local coroner and punk Wayne “Bonecracker” Davis frustrated his colleagues last week, repeatedly pushing back the time…
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Krissy Howard
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JACKSON, Miss. — A recent tarot card reading from obviously hungover woman Divina Roth was actually little more than a…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SALT LAKE CITY — Members of supposed straight edge band Untainted were cast out of their local scene yesterday after…
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Tim Sheard
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CONCORD, N.H. — Andrew Yang announced he will be dropping out of the presidential race tonight, but promised to deliver…
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