Krissy Howard
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FLATWOODS, Ky. — Local woman and sloppy-wasted friend Kara Stanley offered a play-by-play account moments ago of the “absolute ass-kicking”…
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Gary Doyle
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local concertgoer Sam Byrne watched the entirety of Knife Rat’s set last night through the gauged…
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Matt Wassung
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HOUSTON — Houston Roughnecks quarterback P.J. Walker turned heel earlier today by hitting several teammates with a steel chair and…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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WASHINGTON — Local anarchist and socially awkward person Cynthia Mejia paced outside of The World Bank for nearly two hours…
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Patrick Coyne
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FOUNTAIN HILLS, Ariz. — Totally jacked local man Chris Wilkins reportedly spent years preparing his body for retribution on his…
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Alexandra Houle
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DAVIS, Calif. — Heavy metal band Despised Torture performed a destructive and dangerous set yesterday at The Velvet Cow, leaving…
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Rob Walker
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WASHINGTON — Legendary metal band Gwar asked the staff of NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series if “they were ready to…
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Steve Yuen
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LOS ANGELES — Struggling actor Malcolm Richards updated his IMDB profile yesterday to include an appearance in a live Hate5six…
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Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local woman and your mom audibly wondered what ever happened to that nice boy you used to…
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Shea Strauss
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KOKOMO, Ind. — Straight-faced local man Philip Fleming, who has never received or given a hug in his life, wondered…
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