Samuel Abraham
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February 17, 2026
It’s come to my attention that many of you think that I’m some kind of an idiot. Well, I’d say…
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Rachel Steele
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April 1, 2022
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Jonah Nink
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February 10, 2022
CARBONDALE, Ill. — Area woman Meg Sebastian conceded that she would “check out Primus” in a desperate bid to end…
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Ryan Danley
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January 25, 2022
BOSTON — Local crowds rejoiced as legendary hometown rockers Aerosmith showed their Boston pride by performing a set filled with…
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John Merrifield
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December 6, 2021
BOSTON — Recent Northeastern University alumni James Gillen is aggressively spreading awareness of the atrocities committed by Christopher Columbus to…
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Ken Taro
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October 19, 2021
DETROIT – Local skeptic and conspiracy theorist Todd Griffin went on a multi-platform social media tirade and declared he has…
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Camden Brazile
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September 22, 2021
ST. LOUIS — Local man Connor Goodman checked the stock market today and was too confused by what he read…
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Dom Choi
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September 21, 2021
SPOKANE, Wash. — Recent college graduate Matt DeLuca lost an argument early yesterday afternoon after his uncle, Gino DeLuca, simply…
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Krissy Howard
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May 8, 2021
BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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SEATTLE — Real estate giant Zillow announced a new “punk” setting today for users that will allow potential home buyers…
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