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Nathan Kamal • April 1, 2021

ATLANTA — Local man Chris Mitchell reportedly is only willing to vote for a candidate who will immediately restrict, hinder…

A. Cabbot • March 27, 2021

WASHINGTON — Jerkhole bassist Alex Miller finally overcame his anxiety yesterday to ask why his bass guitar includes two extra…

Patrick Crooks • March 26, 2021

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Adam Schultz is beginning to regret using one of his three wishes to bring infamous…

Ben Friedman • February 18, 2021

RACINE, Wisc. — Local woman Madison Kemper nearly reached her breaking point with Tinder last night after receiving yet another…

Ted Pillow • January 18, 2021

KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…

Rob Steinberg • November 14, 2020

HOLLYWOOD — “Animaniacs” star Yakko Warner has refused to acknowledge the existence of Israel in an updated version of the…

Dan Kozuh • November 11, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Dominique Martin was pleased to discover today that her total credit score was nine, believing this…

Ryan Danley • November 5, 2020

BOSTON — Recently deceased grandmother Anita Reilly’s bereaved found yesterday a trove of family recipes, including one for a beloved,…

James Knapp • November 4, 2020

SEWARD, Neb. — A far-right militia completely failed in their mission to remain vigilant on election day after the entire…

Bobby Korec • November 3, 2020

CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…

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