HELL – Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of All Things Evil, is reportedly unimpressed with what he called, “the lackluster state of current…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Stink Bandits, a heavily hyped local trash core band, were outed as nothing more than three raccoons and a drum machine after their…
SARASOTA, Fla. – Office worker and self-described punk, Brian Nesom, had a sudden and overwhelming sense of dread while leaving work Friday evening. Right as…
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virg. – Wedding season is in full swing, which means one thing: The nation’s punks are struggling with their wardrobe choices. But one…
SPOKANE, Wash. – After resigning from her post as president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the N.A.A.C.P due to a highly publicized scandal regarding…
ORLEANS, Mass. – Ticket holder Nick Cascarella made a desperate attempt to appear to be busy on his phone upon arriving to a show hours…
WASHINGTON – The nearly-decade-long personal conflict between local straight edge bands Heads Up and Think Clear was finally resolved this week when leader singers Chris…
CAMDEN, N.J. – Tempers flared at a show over the weekend when showgoer Steven Montague was forbidden from stashing his sweatshirt safely underneath the merch…
DOVER, Del. – Skinhead presidential candidate Randy Thurber put a spoke in the wheels of a live, televised presidential debate last night with his constant…
LOS ANGELES – Residents of Los Angeles’ Silver Lake neighborhood were excited by a punk rock themed food truck’s decision to frequent the area. But despite…
THE COUCH — Local punk rock fan and avid Facebook user Jeremy Germ announced today that he is “maybe” attending 67 shows this weekend. Despite…
PITTSBURGH, Penn. — According to witnesses at last night’s weekly metal showcase at The Clink, one man would not “shut his stupid goddamn mouth for…
HOUSTON, Texas – Having an open mind towards other genres of music is rare amongst fans of hardcore, but one local man is bucking that…
SAN JOSE, Calif. – Local punk band, Buttflap Genocide, is still unsure if it played a charity show or got robbed last night. “He came…
SEATTLE – Corporate coffee giant Starbucks opened their newest retail location directly in the heart of a mosh pit currently happening inside the Phoenix Theater. Starbucks CEO…