BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Pretentious bourbon sniffer Patrick Welles is ruining the otherwise fun vibes of an impromptu house party hang…
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In my younger years, I believed that in order to change the world for the better, we had to get…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no…
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SEATTLE – Legendary drone metal duo Sunn O))) announced they are disbanding following a dispute over whether their next 10-minute…
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This one simple trick will change your life! Because whether you know it or not, you’ve been peeling bananas wrong…
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UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Vinyl enthusiast Michelle Oliver confounded contractors when she asked if vinyl flooring came in a 180-gram…
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TRENTON, N,J. — Music, the auditory art form which has been a part of humanity since antiquity, issued an apology…
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DERA ISMAIL KHAN SUBDIVISION, Pakistan – Militant extremist group Al-Qaeda, the terrorist cell responsible for the 9/11 attacks, claimed to…
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SANTA FE, N.M. – Punk bar and venue Wrench, a relative newcomer to the Santa Fe punk scene, was accused…
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VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church announced a new effort in which it will attempt to grow its ever-dwindling priest…
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