10 Secret Menu Items To Order When You’re at the Liquor Store
Too poor to go to the bar but still want to damage your insides slowly with distilled poison? Good News!…
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Every AJJ Album Ranked Worst to Best
AJJ’s new album “Disposable Everything” is set to be released May 2023. Before that happens, we here at The Hard…
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Dad At Basement Show Noticing All Sorts of Issues Hosts Are Gonna Have If They Don’t Update Plumbing Soon
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local dad Grant Mumby recently attended a house show where he noticed a litany of infrastructure problems…
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Review: The Clash “Give ‘Em Enough Rope”
Each week The Hard Times looks back on a classic album from punk history. This week we reviewed The Clash’s…
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8 Bands Who Made Their Money and Then Fucked Off and Did Weird Shit For the Rest of Their Careers
Evolving as an artist is something every musician must struggle with in order to be fulfilled in their creative identity.…
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Review: PUP “Morbid Stuff”
Each week The Hard Times reviews the latest and greatest in punk rock. This week we took a look at…
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Every Jawbreaker Album Ranked
Jawbreaker is the band that everyone gets into for about three weeks in college while they’re trying to fuck the…
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Enraged Ben Shapiro Challenges boygenius To Publicly Play In Battle of the Bands Against Him
WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…
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“We Like To Have Fun Around Here,” Says Older Cop While Showing Rookie Where Department Keeps Its Electric Chair
GLADEWATER, Texas — Veteran law enforcement officer Denny Polumbock jocularly mentioned that the Gladewater PD “likes to have fun” just…
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Group of Unemployed, Single, Childless, Band Members Who Live Together Still Can’t Find a Practice Time That Works For Everyone
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A fledgling desert rock band that has yet to settle on an official name recently confirmed that…
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