Every Jawbreaker Album Ranked
Jawbreaker is the band that everyone gets into for about three weeks in college while they’re trying to fuck the…
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Enraged Ben Shapiro Challenges boygenius To Publicly Play In Battle of the Bands Against Him
WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…
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“We Like To Have Fun Around Here,” Says Older Cop While Showing Rookie Where Department Keeps Its Electric Chair
GLADEWATER, Texas — Veteran law enforcement officer Denny Polumbock jocularly mentioned that the Gladewater PD “likes to have fun” just…
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Group of Unemployed, Single, Childless, Band Members Who Live Together Still Can’t Find a Practice Time That Works For Everyone
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A fledgling desert rock band that has yet to settle on an official name recently confirmed that…
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Help! I Can Only Afford Therapy This Month if That Podcast Offers a New Discount Code
Well, I finally found a therapist I like. They have all the qualities I need in a therapist. For instance,…
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I’m Sorry, You’re Charging How Much for Dirty Deeds Now?!
What in the actual dad-rock fuck is this shit?! I make my way all the way downtown (on a Thursday!)…
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Review: Knapsack “Silver Sweepstakes”
Each week The Hard Times looks back on a classic album from punk history. This week we reviewed Knapsack’s landmark…
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Review: Drug Church “Hygiene”
This week we decided to take a look at Drug Church’s latest release, “Hygiene,” and we found as we reviewed……
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Cop Clocks in for Long, Exhausting Shift of Sitting in Parked Cruiser Outside of 7-Eleven
BOILING SPRINGS, Penn. — Police corporal Stu Plansey geared up for another long, grueling day of sitting idle in his…
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10 Bands That Are Now Classic Rock, Proving You Are Old as Hell
Time: man’s only natural predator. While once we were all new and hip it is only inevitable that we someday…
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