Review: Stretch Arm Strong “Rituals of Life”
Each week, The Hard Times looks back on a classic album. This week we took a look back on Stretch…
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Poor Band Reduced to Eating Drink Ticket Casserole for Dinner Again
DOVER, Del. — Struggling power-thrash band Boot Full of Piss recently sat down to a predictably cheap dinner made up…
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Sorry I Bailed on Driving You to the Emergency Room Yesterday, I Just Needed Some Me Time
Hey. How ya doing, bud? Not that you asked, but I’m doing okay. I’ve just kind of been in my…
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The Chicks Go For Broke On New Single “Murder All Cops and Hail Satan”
DALLAS — Acclaimed country-pop band The Chicks shocked fans with the release of their new single, a eight-minute-long, thrash influenced…
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What Having Sex in a Mini Cooper in a Festival Parking Lot Taught Us About How Much We Like Talking About Having Done That
As The Hard Times has gotten older, we’ve learned it’s important to reflect on lessons gained from past experiences. There’s…
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Man Desperately Trying to Close Bar Tab After Seeing SantaCon Pub Crawl Slowly Approaching From Down the Block
NEW YORK — Local man Kraig Thuben frantically tried to flag down the bartender at neighborhood pub Dickie’s Taproom in…
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12 Times Celebrities Absolutely Roasted Interviewers Who Were Just Doing Their Job Asking Perfectly Appropriate Questions
Sometimes interviewers can push celebrities over the edge and get a steaming heapful of their own arrogance hurled back in…
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Review: Fiddlehead “Springtime and Blind”
This week we took a look at post-hardcore supergroup Fiddlehead’s first full-length album “Springtime and Blind,” which the band wrote…
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We Interviewed Rave Culture Icon the Cat in the Hat
Rave culture: the annoying byproduct we all have to deal with so that New Order can exist. Still, there are…
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Eight-Year-Old Nephew Watching Cartoon Network Unaware He’s Been Tripsitting Uncle For Past Four Hours
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local child Kevin Gallagher is enjoying much of his day watching a “Courage the Cowardly Dog"…
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