Who Died? Obituaries From Around the Punk Scene
Death is the only thing certain in life, and if you're a true punk you die a lot younger than…
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DIY Bro Invents Elaborate, Edgy Origin Story to Cover Up Fact He Discovered Favorite Songwriter on TikTok
WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Self-proclaimed “DIY bro” Clifton Mansfield reportedly concocted a convoluted and completely fictitious backstory as to how…
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Band Can’t Fire Merch Guy Until They Remember What Venmo Password Is
MINNEAPOLIS — Touring sludge metal band Butt Abduction recently realized they can’t fire their deadbeat merch guy until they’re able…
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Every Dwarves Album Ranked
Look, I know that most of you only clicked on this ranking for the tits, it’s why I decided to…
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Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame Apologizes, Quietly Shuts Down New Interactive Exhibit on 27 Club
CLEVELAND — Bastion of musical irrelevance the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame (HoF) recently shut down its immersive exhibit…
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Punk Rock Museum Asks Rock and Roll Hall of Fame if It Can Bum a Couple of Exhibits
LAS VEGAS — Representatives from the Punk Rock Museum recently reached out to their counterparts at the Rock and Roll…
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Indie Band Has Changed Name Three Times Since Set Started
CALABASAS, Caif. - Local indie band, currently performing under the recent moniker Parkitect, were once again unable to stick with…
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Every The Damned Album Ranked
The Damned are sort of like punk rock’s perpetual cautionary tale. The landscape of the modern punk scene likely wouldn’t…
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Every The Clash Album Ranked
The Clash redefined the art of being a pretentious dick wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt who starts every conversation with…
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Five Finger Death Punch Fan Spends Entire Paycheck on Airbrush Stenciled Pocketknives Again
CHIPLEY, Fla. — Diehard Five Finger Death Punch fan Aaron Stummerer recently squandered all of his weekly earnings on shoddily-made…
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