Well, It’s Been 25 Years, but I’ve Finally Decided Which Reel Big Fish Tattoo I Should Get
I bet you thought I’d never do it. In fact, I'm pretty sure we did bet on it. Well, two…
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Punk House Residents Stand on Widow’s Walk Awaiting Return of Long Lost Roommate With That Other 30 Pack They All Chipped in For
SWAMPSCOTT, Mass. — Residents of local punk house The Swamp were recently spotted tearfully eyeing the horizon in anticipation of…
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Review: Social Distortion “Hard Times and Nursery Rhymes”
Each week, The Hard Times travels back and revisits a notable album from punk history. Except for this week, when…
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Punk House Residents Go On Goonies-esque Adventure Trying to Locate Fuse Box
PARAMUS, N.J. — Residents of local punk house “The Crows Nest” recently undertook a harrowing, coming-of-age adventure as they attempted…
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We Wrote the Great American Novel, but We Did It by Holding the Pen Between Our Buttcheeks and Crabwalking Over Graph Paper So No Publisher Will Touch It
What the hell happened to literature in this country? When Kerouac wrote “On the Road” in one three-week-long amphetamine binge,…
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How the Fuck Can You Always Afford That Much Cocaine on a Chef’s Salary?
Seriously? You work part-time at Uptown Gourmet Hotdog Shoppe and yet I know for a goddamn fact you're on your…
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The Mountain Goats Release Concept Album About Ken Burns Documentaries
CLAREMONT, Calif. — Indie-folk mainstays The Mountain Goats recently released a daring new concept album that explores the dark and…
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Real Life Benjamin Button? This 18-Year-old Punk Is Probably Gonna Be Dead Soon
Do you remember that god-awful movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?” It starred Brad Pitt as an old baby…
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Review: Gleemer “Here at All”
This week we were excited to take a look at the new Gleemer EP “Here at All.” That excitement quickly…
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Horror Movie Paused Until Friend Who Has Seen It Before Takes “But Does the Dog Die?” Question Seriously
MEDFORD, Ore. — First-time slasher film viewer Anthony Sallers insisted that the movie not be unpaused until his friend Stephanie…
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