Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

July 20, 2024

Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…

July 16, 2024

OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…

June 21, 2024

VANCOUVER, Wash. – Local office worker and self-proclaimed feminist Bryce Coquet loudly reprimanded a female coworker for having the audacity…

June 18, 2024

I’m so tired of these supposed healthcare professionals thinking that they’re qualified to judge me just because of their fancy…

May 18, 2024

Hurray! You’ve finally saved enough money working your shitty nine-to-five and numerous side hustles to afford a house. Your dad…

May 8, 2024

HOUSTON — Local Make-A-Wish kid Harvey Larkin, who has a rare degenerative disease that will certainly put an end to…

April 21, 2024

These fucking hypocrites at this church make me sick. Each week a sermon is interrupted by another rowdy kid screaming,…

April 14, 2024

SURREY, England — Musician Eric Clapton surprised everyone by announcing that his 1992 hit song “Tears in Heaven” is now…

April 11, 2024

LAS VEGAS – Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse…

March 28, 2024

MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…

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