Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

February 18, 2024

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local sexual deviant Glen O’Roarke wished the performers at the Cabaret Tease Burlesque Show would hurry up…

February 10, 2024

The 90s were a simpler time. No smartphones. No social media. And the best way to hear updates on the…

January 31, 2024

I’m usually a pretty laid-back guy and take things as they come, but it’s tough putting trust in my new…

January 24, 2024

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — A new episode of the hit HGTV series “House Hunters” is being applauded for its realism after…

January 23, 2024

MIAMI — A local couple working from home was reported that they were left with no choice but to start…

December 25, 2023

AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…

December 21, 2023

MILWAUKEE – Identical punk twins Ryan and Bryan Ohland recently revealed their ability to sense when the other is jonesing…

December 18, 2023

ST. LOUIS, Mo. — The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for…

December 16, 2023

If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that life is precious and we need to protect our…

November 12, 2023

LAS VEGAS — Tourists recently visiting the Sphere attraction in Las Vegas expressed their displeasure with being tricked into listening…