December 18, 2023
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for…
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December 16, 2023
If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that life is precious and we need to protect our…
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November 12, 2023
LAS VEGAS — Tourists recently visiting the Sphere attraction in Las Vegas expressed their displeasure with being tricked into listening…
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October 28, 2023
Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching…
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September 2, 2023
PLANO, Texas — Local bassist Keegan Rizzo recently drew his biggest crowd yet after being locked inside of his band’s…
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August 24, 2023
HAMELIN, Germany — Local residents awoke to the horrifying sight of thousands of filthy rats being led back into the…
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August 13, 2023
PATERSON, N.J. — Local garbage collector Vince LePaglia couldn’t believe the putrid stench emanating from the tour van of punk…
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August 13, 2023
I love reminiscing about the good old days. Like in fifth grade, when I totally dunked on Owen Krevsky when…
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July 26, 2023
WILMINGTON, Del. — Office introvert Chandler Pike was cautiously optimistic that his shorter-than-usual haircut would go unnoticed by colleagues, according…
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July 15, 2023
Not a day goes by that I don’t hear someone bitching about not being able to afford a home. They…
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