Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

October 22, 2021

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Local ska fan Brian Blum identified several hidden satanic puns while playing Skaranormal Activity’s new record…

October 9, 2021

They say that alcohol destroys families. But it’s the only thing keeping mine together. I would know, as someone who…

October 7, 2021

LONDON — Longtime royal and purveyor of British tradition Queen Elizabeth could not recall at what point in her life…

October 2, 2021

NEW ORLEANS — Local man who either looks good for his age or bad for his age Benjamin Button revealed…

September 30, 2021

Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me…

September 12, 2021

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local woman Alicia Beacon discovered a major red flag during her first date with Tony Delough in…

September 11, 2021

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…

September 1, 2021

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…

August 26, 2021

It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not…

August 24, 2021

Just because you can’t name one single Alice in Chains song despite definitely recognizing many of them doesn’t mean you…