Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

July 25, 2021

MONTREAL — Canadian pop punk musician and overall good dude Jeremiah Dean released a public apology yesterday despite not being…

July 22, 2021

SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…

July 18, 2021

After years of careful research, it appears we are finally getting closer to identifying which member of Blink-182 wrote the…

July 17, 2021

Where are my manners? I mean, it’s not every day you get your own intervention with this many people. I…

July 15, 2021

SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…

July 7, 2021

Let’s be honest, making new friends after the age of 22 is nearly impossible. I would know. I haven’t made…

July 6, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…

July 3, 2021

I’d like to apologize to every single person who attended my surprise intervention. Had I known it was happening I…

July 1, 2021

Astrology is pretty much the only thing on everyone’s mind nowadays. Unfortunately everyone kind of just gives in to the…

June 27, 2021

SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…

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