Opinion: The Government Can’t Tell Me What To Do Because the Tenets of Punk Rock Already Did
Never let the government tell you what you can and cannot do. That’s what punk rock is for. In fact,…
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Deleting Unwanted Emails Every Day For Rest of Life More Convenient Than Clicking Twice to Unsubscribe Forever
MEDFORD, N.Y. — Local Gmail inbox peruser Maiya Sollecito took the decidedly more convenient approach to dealing with undesirable emails…
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God Works in Mysterious Ways That Somehow Always Reinforce What I Want To Believe
God works in mysterious ways. That's why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from…
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New Descendents Album Features 12 Songs with Word “-Age” in Them
MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Punk legends and cartoon mascot enthusiasts Descendents released a new album titled “9th & Walnut” featuring…
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Bassist Leaves Own Set Early to Beat the Crowds
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Bass player Gwendolyn Armstead of local punk band Jazz Hand Jobs left her own set at the…
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Scandal-Free Canadian Musician Releases Public Apology Just Because
MONTREAL — Canadian pop punk musician and overall good dude Jeremiah Dean released a public apology yesterday despite not being…
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Overconfident 38-Year-Old Expected to Make Full Recovery After Standing at Front of Hardcore Show
SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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We’ve Almost Figured Out Which Member of Blink-182 Wrote “Aliens Exist”
After years of careful research, it appears we are finally getting closer to identifying which member of Blink-182 wrote the…
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Had I Known So Many People Were Coming to My Intervention I Would’ve Brought More Booze
Where are my manners? I mean, it’s not every day you get your own intervention with this many people. I…
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Beautiful Sunny Day Overshadowed by Mounting Pressure to “Go Do Something”
SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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