Benjamin Button Admittedly Getting More Liberal as He Reverse-Ages
NEW ORLEANS — Local man who either looks good for his age or bad for his age Benjamin Button revealed…
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I Didn’t Come Here To Make Friends, I Came Here To Stand in the Corner and Hope I Don’t Say Anything Too Weird
Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me…
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Man’s Unmitigated Hatred of Astrology More of a Red Flag Than His Actual Astrological Sign
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local woman Alicia Beacon discovered a major red flag during her first date with Tony Delough in…
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Trump to Honor the Brave Men and Women Who Fought During the Upcoming Holyfield/Belfort 9/11 Fight
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…
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Crust Punk Somehow Clogs Toilet After Taking a Piss
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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5 Lesser Known Misfits Songs That Are Actually About How Love Finds a Way
It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not…
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4 Alice in Chains Songs You Definitely Know but Have No Idea What They’re Called
Just because you can’t name one single Alice in Chains song despite definitely recognizing many of them doesn’t mean you…
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Man With Chumbawamba Stuck in Head Forced to Get It Stuck in Someone Else’s Head to Break Curse
ASTORIA, Ore. — Local man Bart Donaghue attempted to break a curse that resulted in Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” being stuck in…
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Opinion: 40 Is the New 20 if You’re Still Not Ready for Any Responsibility Whatsoever
Let’s be real — age is just a number. What's great is that it can be any number you want,…
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Opinion: The Government Can’t Tell Me What To Do Because the Tenets of Punk Rock Already Did
Never let the government tell you what you can and cannot do. That’s what punk rock is for. In fact,…
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