Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

“It’s a Boy!” Shouts Couple Getting Pummeled by Blue Albums at Weezer-Themed Gender Reveal Party

March 24, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local couple Debbie Yolander and Brian Guyson sustained mild concussions yesterday after guests at their Weezer-themed gender…

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How To Turn Your Hobby Into Money and Eventually Something You Hate

March 23, 2021

So your lifelong hobby has been an incredibly rewarding activity, but you’ve been doing it for free this whole time…

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5 Pearl Jam Songs I Can’t Tell Apart

March 6, 2021

When I think of iconic Seattle grunge bands, I immediately think of Nirvana. Then I remember Soundgarden and Alice in…

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5 Bands You Must Listen to if You Want to See Your Family Alive Again

March 2, 2021

With so much music out there these days, it can be hard to find the time to check everything out.…

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Here’s What the Cast of Seinfeld Looks Like Today but With Devilocks

February 28, 2021

What’s the deal with the cast of "Seinfeld" today? And more importantly, what do they look like now, but with…

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Doctors Use Dental Records to Identify Body of Alive and Well Keith Richards

February 28, 2021

WESTON, Conn. — Local physicians used dental records yesterday to identify the body of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards…

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Unemployed Kevin Sorbo Sends Ben Shapiro His Headshot Just in Case

February 27, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker…

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An Open Letter To Someone I Made up To Prove an Incredibly Petty Point

February 16, 2021

I cannot believe this has to be said out in the open on the internet instead of in private like…

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5 Endangered Species That Seriously Need To Get Their Shit Together

February 11, 2021

Have you seen the list of endangered species lately? My god, it’s like a zoo. Some of these animals clearly…

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California Exodus Gone Too Far? Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Wrote an Album About Texas

February 9, 2021

California’s reign as the greatest state on Earth is fading fast with podcast hosts and business magnates alike abandoning ship…

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