5 Pearl Jam Songs I Can’t Tell Apart March 6, 2021 When I think of iconic Seattle grunge bands, I immediately think of Nirvana. Then I remember Soundgarden and Alice in… Read More →
5 Bands You Must Listen to if You Want to See Your Family Alive Again March 2, 2021 With so much music out there these days, it can be hard to find the time to check everything out.… Read More →
Here’s What the Cast of Seinfeld Looks Like Today but With Devilocks February 28, 2021 What’s the deal with the cast of "Seinfeld" today? And more importantly, what do they look like now, but with… Read More →
Doctors Use Dental Records to Identify Body of Alive and Well Keith Richards February 28, 2021 WESTON, Conn. — Local physicians used dental records yesterday to identify the body of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards… Read More →
Unemployed Kevin Sorbo Sends Ben Shapiro His Headshot Just in Case February 27, 2021 LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker… Read More →
An Open Letter To Someone I Made up To Prove an Incredibly Petty Point February 16, 2021 I cannot believe this has to be said out in the open on the internet instead of in private like… Read More →
5 Endangered Species That Seriously Need To Get Their Shit Together February 11, 2021 Have you seen the list of endangered species lately? My god, it’s like a zoo. Some of these animals clearly… Read More →
California Exodus Gone Too Far? Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Wrote an Album About Texas February 9, 2021 California’s reign as the greatest state on Earth is fading fast with podcast hosts and business magnates alike abandoning ship… Read More →
Scream Pillow Flipped to Cooler Side January 16, 2021 BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream… Read More →
Opinion: The Beatles Are Just a 34-Hit Wonder January 14, 2021 Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, the Beatles. There are so many types of “wonders” in the music industry, but at the… Read More →