SEATTLE — Local cat owner Robbie Kratchiz admitted yesterday that his cat tree was the most expensive piece of furniture in his entire apartment, sources…
Republicans fear a lot of things: Gender-neutral bathrooms, Dr. Seuss books they’ve never heard of getting discontinued, and us Democrats “coming for your guns.” Ooh,…
Many so-called critics will tell you that the show “Dinosaurs” was a visionary masterpiece and technological breakthrough in television. But in hindsight, “Dinosaurs” was downright…
The Ramones have one of the most iconic looks in punk. Not only did they spend a majority of their time looking as punk as…
NEW YORK — Newly separated couple Morgan Gregany and Riley Churchill will continue their relationship on a strictly utilitarian basis as friends with healthcare benefits,…
My partner and I are incredibly excited to announce that we are having a baby! And before you ask the question, we don’t care about…
LOS ANGELES — Local couple Debbie Yolander and Brian Guyson sustained mild concussions yesterday after guests at their Weezer-themed gender reveal party hurled copies of…
So your lifelong hobby has been an incredibly rewarding activity, but you’ve been doing it for free this whole time like some unopportunistic fool who…
When I think of iconic Seattle grunge bands, I immediately think of Nirvana. Then I remember Soundgarden and Alice in Chains. But eventually, I’m reminded…
With so much music out there these days, it can be hard to find the time to check everything out. Fortunately, we’re here to break…
What’s the deal with the cast of “Seinfeld” today? And more importantly, what do they look like now, but with a signature devilock hairstyle popularized…
WESTON, Conn. — Local physicians used dental records yesterday to identify the body of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards during a routine visit, despite…
LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker Ben Shapiro in the off-chance…
I cannot believe this has to be said out in the open on the internet instead of in private like a reasonable person might do,…
Have you seen the list of endangered species lately? My god, it’s like a zoo. Some of these animals clearly need to straighten up if…