Review: The Offspring “Ignition” April 24, 2022 Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a… Read More →
Opinion: Religion Is Made Up Bullshit That Only An INFJ, Sagittarius, Enneagram Type 4 Would Believe April 15, 2022 Can you believe it? It's 2022 and there are still people who think religion is legit. Well, not everyone. Some… Read More →
Bouncer Accepts Old Blockbuster Membership Card as Valid Form of ID for 21+ Show April 14, 2022 HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Veteran bouncer Lucas Clonesworth accepted an old Blockbuster membership card as a valid form of ID for… Read More →
Couple Waiting Until Marriage to Have Sex With Other People April 13, 2022 PORTLAND, Ore. — Recently engaged couple Bonnie Drake and Dexter Hummits revealed their intentions to wait until marriage to have… Read More →
Review: Silent Majority “Life of A Spectator” April 3, 2022 Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we cover the… Read More →
How I Got To Be In a Successful Band by Kidnapping the Bassist of Slipknot, Stealing His Mask, and Secretly Playing Shows as Him April 1, 2022 You know what they say. Be in a band that’s successful and you’ll never have to work a day in… Read More →
Punk Instinctively Sneaks Into Free Show March 31, 2022 CRAIG, Colo. — Local punk Kenneth Dieter instinctively snuck into a show despite there being no cover charge to enter,… Read More →
Real New Yorker Folds Pizza Bagel in Half Before Eating March 23, 2022 NEW YORK — Lifelong Manhattan resident Tony Greare made it widely known that the proper way to eat a pizza… Read More →
Electric Bill Somehow Includes Ticketmaster Service Fees March 14, 2022 SEATTLE — Local City Light customer Jacqui Drisdale noticed Ticketmaster service charges on her monthly electric bill, sources who just… Read More →
Review: Cannibal Corpse “Eaten Back to Life” March 13, 2022 Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we cover “Eaten… Read More →