Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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Heather Cook
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NEW YORK — Masked poser Cecilia Munoz was relieved she didn’t have to pretend to know the words at a…
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Jonah Nink
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TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Middle-schooler Gavin Dirnt caught up on the beloved HBO series “The Sopranos” by watching his Italian…
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Brandon Morland
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local straight edge man Hal Pemulis was arrested and booked into Douglas County Department of Corrections after…
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BOSTON — A local straight edge man battling cancer admitted his biggest regret in life was how infrequently he knocked…
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Cory Cousins
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local drummer Ethan Chambers was buzzing with excitement last night just before unveiling his new drum solo,…
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Tony Morse
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LODI, N.J. — Angsty third grader Billy Monroe reportedly caused a stir among Halloween revelers when he questioned the identity…
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NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things…
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Camden Brazile
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PITTSBURGH — A local bouncer at the popular nightclub Shotbar manned his post last night with the adamant mindset to…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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