Kyla Walker
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February 26, 2020
NEW YORK — Trans millennial Natalie Martinez realized this morning that the overlapping timing of their second puberty with pop…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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February 26, 2020
ATLANTA — Emergency Medical Technician Avery Jamison searched through his Spotify playlist for several minutes yesterday before administering chest compressions…
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The Hard Times Staff
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February 25, 2020
LAS VEGAS – Outspoken former UFC Featherweight and Lightweight Champion Conor McGregor shocked the world by expressing his openness to…
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Tim Sheard
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February 25, 2020
OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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Zac Lux
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February 25, 2020
SAN DIEGO — Junior designer Lewis Cooper allegedly accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus yesterday, thanks to…
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Zach Raffio
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February 25, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Heavy metal legends Mötley Crüe, preparing for an upcoming reunion tour, admitted today that they are excited…
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Jordan Breeding
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February 24, 2020
WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful, and supposed socialist, Bernie Sanders selfishly won his third state during the democratic primary and seems…
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John Danek
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February 24, 2020
WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…
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Mark Bouchard
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February 24, 2020
CHICAGO — Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg admitted yesterday that, in times of quiet reflection, he often daydreams about ordering…
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Kevin Tit
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February 24, 2020
LANCASTER, Pa. — Local woman and Three Days Grace Family Care Clinic patient Wendy Adair was instructed yesterday by her…
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