Ted Pillow
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CINCINNATI — 26-year-old punk Bobby Larson is now listing a local 7-Eleven cashier as his only emergency contact in lieu…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Caroline Smith
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BALTIMORE — Friends of local mom-to-be Vivian Wilburg have been taking advantage of her mandatory sobriety and using her as…
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James Knapp
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First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…
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Nathan Kamal
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Money doesn’t grow on trees and we’re all about that, uhh, hustle. Yep. All about it. All the time. Us,…
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James Knapp
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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Ben Friedman
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BOISE, Idaho — A man suffering from COVID-19 after refusing a vaccination drew ire from other patients by spreading his…
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Brandon Talley
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Peter Thurman is pretty certain nobody can tell he frequently uses his COVID mask as…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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