John Danek
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April 5, 2023
Talk therapy is a service that almost all people could benefit from. Unfortunately, it costs about $700 per minute and…
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Tim Sheard
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December 30, 2022
PRINCETON, N.J. – Researchers at Princeton University concluded a nearly decade-long project which yielded inconclusive results regarding whether your long-time…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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September 24, 2022
Buying that Funeral For a Friend hoodie are ya? But did you come to this show as some casual bandwagoner…
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Bobby Korec
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September 14, 2022
Being a good friend means more than just texting someone every few months to see if they can drive you…
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Patrick Coyne
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August 24, 2022
INDIANAPOLIS — Local asshole Brodie Mccaffery had the audacity to burden his work friend Dianne Lin with 100% free, no…
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Cory Cousins
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August 17, 2022
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local 39-year-old Jillian Rhodes was startled this afternoon after learning that her friend from high school Jordan…
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Allegra Ringo
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July 5, 2022
BELLEVUE, Neb. — Local 12-year-old Jason Mancuso discovered that his best friend Ethan Schumacher and his entire family eat food…
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James Knapp
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June 2, 2022
MORGANTOWN, W.V. — Self-proclaimed party animal Derek Plomchock astounded friends and roommates by somehow surpassing three sturdily locked doors and…
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Dave McNamara
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May 21, 2022
HARTFORD, Conn. – Local father of two, and reformed punk maniac, Victor Amoratti remains completely oblivious to the fact that…
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