Kyle Donley
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April 30, 2026
So apparently Mike’s friend Clay doesn’t seem to know about Mike’s friend me, and I don’t know, maybe it’s a…
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Mike Moran
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March 22, 2026
Is there anything more catastrophic than introducing a friend to a piece of media you love and assume they will…
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Matt Bieker
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June 12, 2025
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local muralist Tyler Vantucci recently declared himself “New Jersey sober,” a lifestyle he describes as “totally…
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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Local guitarist and noted pushover Jackson Ermine revealed his customary pre-show ritual consisted of letting everyone…
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Amir Adan
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February 19, 2025
The Mandela Effect is the age-old behavioral phenomenon where large swaths of people misremember specific details about a person, event,…
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Cody Arbor
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February 16, 2025
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Timothy Kroeger reportedly lost his shit again despite bragging about how little sleep he…
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Tim Graham
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February 5, 2025
EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Kevin Wright announced plans to leave all of his worldly possessions to his best…
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Antonio Cruise
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January 1, 2025
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local resident Calvin Davenport continues to experience unprecedented levels of euphoria nearly a decade after successfully recommending…
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Steve Packosky
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November 10, 2024
Disinformation has always been an issue in our society, and with the rise of social media, bad actors have been…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 2, 2024
PHILADELPHIA — Local man Duncan Jackson remains utterly unaware that he is the manager of his friend’s band Black Lab…
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