Jus Kaplan
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For most people in their twenties, drinking two nights in a row is hardly notable. It’s basically an every-other-day occurrence.…
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Dom Turek
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HIALEAH, Fla. — A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her…
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Matt Grimminck
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DALLAS — Patrons of the NorthPark Center believed they witnessed a Christmas miracle when a mall Santa with a very…
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Collin Canning
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FREDERICTON, New Brunswick — Local DIY venue Zamboni’s recently installed a state-of-the-art false amp head that allows drunk patrons to…
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Doug Kolic
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I’d like to start off this hearing by stating for the record that this is an absolute witch hunt. The…
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Nathan Kamal
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I know that this is an emergency situation and we here at Sacred Heart Hospital are bound by the Hippocratic…
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Dave McNamara
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the National Institute of Health finds that rates of insomnia claimed by many late-thirties…
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Sara Mellas
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I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs. Never have, never will. People seem to have a hard time with…
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Doug Kolic
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DALLAS – Local man Shane Whitlock recently blew the two-drink minimum at a small, laid-back music venue clear out of…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Local party animal Abraham Cane regretted getting so drunk that he ended up getting a tattoo removed last…
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