Doug Kolic
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local 55-year-old nerd finally decided to heed the lame warnings of his beloved family and respected medical…
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Steve Packosky
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OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…
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Steve Packosky
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OK, this is EXACTLY what the Dead Kennedys were talking about back in the early eighties. Now more than ever,…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — An upcoming episode of "Bar Rescue" will see gastropub mogul John Taffer attempt to rehabilitate Secretary of Defense…
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RJ Atkinson
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Not to startle you, but I’m currently 8 beers deep. Which means if you’re reading this, I may already be…
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Charles Bill
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local restaurant the Green Garden began serving mocktails which are perfect for the person who doesn’t want…
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Tim Sheard
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Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil definitely has a troubled history with driving. He came under fire in late 1984 for…
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Ryan Darrah
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CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Steve Packosky
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CASPER, Wyo. — Municipal Waste fan Dylan Medina was shocked and disgusted after remembering that he drank responsibly at local…
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