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Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on mic, commit gaffes, and descend…
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Let me get this straight. You wanna come to my country and tell me and my folk how to live our lives, what words we…
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NEW YORK — HBO replaced its popular late night talk-show “Last Week Tonight” with “A Week Tonight” following a deterioration of host John Oliver’s ability…
WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal “bombs” as effective weapons in…
It would indeed be astute of you to point out that I am naked, sweaty, and on drugs. However, I can assure you that these…