Doug Kolic
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ATLANTA — Local battle rapper Slim Todd Paulson was apparently surprised that so many of his opponents in a recent…
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Nathan Kamal
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a…
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Chris Bowen
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local noise festival Thwack Fest announced it would be partnering with their sponsors Harbor Freight and Excedrin…
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Ryan Dondero
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local thrash metal fan Zack Holloway reportedly plays doom metal records at 78 RPM in a desperate…
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Jason Clemence
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local death metal band Sinister Descent unveiled a brand new logo after bassist Saul Cohen had the…
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Jordan Liffengren
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As I write this from a jail cell for accidental tax evasion, I know one thing is certain: the world…
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Steve Packosky
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LONDON — Legendary British metal band Iron Maiden found themselves writing a song about the British Credit Crisis of 1772…
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Patrick Crooks
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ATLANTA — Authorities were called to the State Farm Arena this evening to respond to what eyewitnesses report as a…
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Steve Packosky
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WATERVILLE, Maine — Local music venue Reggie’s reportedly collapsed after a wall of death during an Avulsed concert turned out…
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Ben Friedman
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Frontman Dale Leinert humiliated himself after his blind date discovered the font size of his band…
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