Courtney Hill
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Local nu metal guitarist and longtime imbecile Mike “Grundbutter” Hobbes of Synapse Flux somehow managed to lose…
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Sara Mellas
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EDISON, N.J. — Local high school band and orchestra teacher Christa Dimarco mastered the vocal art of screaming at a…
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Mike Maher
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RENO, Nev. – Fans of Santana feat. Rob Thomas were overjoyed to learn the duo is reuniting for a one-song,…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LAWRENCE, Kan. — Members of local indie band Seashore inexplicably carried their respective instruments nearly two miles into a scenic…
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Scott Waldman
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Before you scabs post something derivative on your social media pages with a four person outreach, just know this: Hawthorne…
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Peter Woods
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Cecil Clarke admitted that the only contribution he made to his upcoming wedding is researching potential…
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Mike Maher
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Legendary hardcore vocalist and sunburn victim Ian MacKaye reportedly became irritated with his friends and family for failing…
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Cory Cousins
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local prog metal shredders Bride Of Pythagoras made an announcement this week that every member of the…
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Sam LiButti
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Cap’n Jazz is the most important emo band of the 90s Midwest scene. They are also the most confounding. When…
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