When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the drink I PAID for and…
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Listen, fellas. Enough’s enough. We don’t have another show for at least 3 months and, honestly, that one isn’t exactly set in stone. Our time…
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It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not many realize they also wrote…
Hey, thanks for agreeing to meet with me in this shadowy parking garage. Okay, so before I can buy a ticket to your show, I…
Despite a lack of scientific evidence, the flat earth movement has gained a lot of new followers due to the advent of the internet and…